It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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