He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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