Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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