she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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