Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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