Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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