doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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