I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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