is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
