just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Success! We fucked roommates!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
