How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I FOUND THE LEGS
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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