Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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