his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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