Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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