She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
"it" just moved
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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