I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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