Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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