haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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