He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
