You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Randomize