thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
being pregnant is like rehab
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Randomize
