I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize