He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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