Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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