...so i touched it.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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