I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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