This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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