Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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