You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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