"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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