Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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