are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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