You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
No more Irish car bombs ever.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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