Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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