i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
cat food counts as protein by the way
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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