well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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