I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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