He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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