Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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