So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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