i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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