Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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