is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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