remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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