There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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