Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
they need to just BURY HIM!
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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