You smell like stripper and shame
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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