Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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