She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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