no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
