I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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