Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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