I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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