Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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